Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...