Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....