Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...