Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...