Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.