Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”