Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...