Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...