Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...