Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...