Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Marriage quotes 05
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Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...