Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...