Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...