Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!