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|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
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A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
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There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Civil War Era humor
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Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
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For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
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Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...