Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...