Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!