Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!