No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...