Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...