Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...