Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...