keep flies out of the kitchen
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Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Valid identification
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Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...