Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Lawyer Hunting Regulations!
NEW REGULATIONS FOR THE HUNTING OF LAWERS Government Department of Fish and “WildLife” Sec....
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...