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What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
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Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Fun with telemarketers
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A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
11 Signs of PMS
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Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Pilot On Drugs
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