Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Dairy Queen
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The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...