Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!