If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...