Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...