Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...