The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve