New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...