I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...