A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...