When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....