Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...