How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...