Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...