Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...