Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...