Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...