Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
How slime flies!
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Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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Evaluating this painting
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A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Soldiers in Heaven
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A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...