The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...