Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...