Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...