How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...