Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Sad revelations
A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.