Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....