What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.