Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...